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  “So this Rasputin fellow observed the defectors at work? To what end?”

  “He did much more than that. He possessed Blavatsky and used her to steal the rest of the Cambodian stones and recover the South American diamond from the Tichborne estate, thus changing history again. He then employed them to magnify and transmit his mesmeric influence, causing the working classes to riot. He intended nothing less than the wholesale destruction of the British Empire, so that United Germany might win the war against us without Russian assistance. Once that heinous outcome was achieved, Russia would swoop upon a weakened Germany and defeat her.”

  “Bloody hell!”

  “Blavatsky didn't survive and the plot failed,” Burton said. “I caused Rasputin to die in 1914, two years before his assassination, meaning that history has diverged yet again, although that particular bifurcation won't occur for another fifty-one years.”

  Monckton Milnes flexed his jaw. He clenched his fists. He blew out a breath, reached for his glass, emptied it, and refilled it again. He was trembling. “By thunder!” he muttered. “I actually believe all this! Where are the Cambodian and South American diamonds now?”

  “The South American stone was broken into seven fragments when I defeated Rasputin. They are in Palmerston's possession. The Cambodian stones are embedded in a babbage probability calculator.”

  “They are? For what purpose?”

  “During the Tichborne riots I was assisted by a philosopher named Herbert Spencer. He died with the stones in his pocket and his mind was imprinted onto them. Charles Babbage had designed a device to process just such an imprint. We fitted the diamonds into it and placed the mechanism in my clockwork valet. Herbert Spencer thus lives on, albeit in the form of a mechanical contraption. That is how I know the history of the Nāga, for the reptile intelligence remains in the stones, and Herbert can sense it. Actually, so can I, in a vague way. The Nāga came to me in a dream and left me with the phrase ‘Only equivalence can lead to destruction or a final transcendence.’ It was that which guided me in the final ruination of Rasputin.”

  Monckton Milnes again rubbed his face and again smudged his Harlequin makeup.

  “So only the African diamond remains undiscovered and Palmerston is sending you to find it?”

  “Precisely. As the last remaining unbroken stone, it will be more powerful than its splintered counterparts. He means to use the Eyes to wage a clandestine war on Prussia through clairvoyance, prophecy, and mediumistic assassinations. He intends that Bismarck will never unite the Germanic states. Do you see now why I'm wishing this expedition had never been commissioned?”

  He received a weak nod of understanding. “Yes,” came the whispered response. “You can't possibly allow Palmerston that kind of power. By God, he could manipulate the whole world!”

  “Just as Darwin and Galton and their cronies would have done.”

  Monckton Milnes gazed at his friend a moment. “By James, I wouldn't be in your shoes for anything, Richard. What are you going to do?”

  Burton shrugged. “I have to retrieve the stone if only to prevent it from falling into Prussian hands. I feel certain that my erstwhile partner is going after it, with Bismarck's sponsorship. As to what I'll do with it once I have it—I don't know. There's a further complication: it was the African Eye that Rasputin employed in 1914 to probe into the past. So I already know I'm fated to find it, and, after I do, it will somehow, eventually, be transported to Russia.”

  They sat in silence for a few minutes, then Burton muttered, “I feel like a bloody pawn in a game of chess.”

  Monckton Milnes roused himself from the reverie he'd fallen into. “I have every faith in you, Richard,” he said. “Go to Africa. Do whatever you must. You'll find an answer, of that I'm certain.”

  Burton sighed and gave a slight jerk of his head. He became conscious of the buzz of conversation and merriment that filled Fryston. He looked down at himself, then at his friend, and suddenly chuckled. “Bismillah! King Shahryār of A Thousand Nights and a Night discussing fantastic notions with Harlequin! What a confounded joke!”

  Monckton Milnes smiled. “Go back to the party. Relax. Enjoy yourself. I'll join you in a few minutes. I want to sit here a little longer.”

  Burton rose and crossed to the door. He looked back and said, “If Palmerston learns that we had this conversation, I'll be thrown into the Tower.”

  “Bedlam, more like,” Monckton Milnes murmured.

  “No. The government keeps secret rooms, including prison cells, beneath the Tower of London.”

  His friend held up his hands as if to ward off the king's agent. “Have mercy! No more, I beg of you!” he cried. “My capacity for revelations is all used up!”

  Burton unlocked the door and left the room. He made his way back across the entrance hall, through the parlour, and into the smoking room.

  “I say, Captain,” Humpty Dumpty called as he entered. “Where's that wonderful housekeeper of yours?”

  Burton turned to the rotund fairy-tale figure. “Is that you in there, Trounce?”

  “Yes, and I feel an absolute ass, but it was Mrs. Trounce's idea and I thought it wise not to kick up a fuss, seeing as I'm abandoning her for the next few months. It's blasted awkward, I can tell you. I'm having dashed difficulty in steering food and wine lipwards, so to speak.”

  “I shouldn't complain. It looks like you could stand to lose a pound or two.”

  “That's quite enough of that, if you don't mind! You know full well that my current circumference is all padding!”

  “If you say so. Who has the esteemed Mrs. Trounce come as?”

  “Old Mother Hubbard, which, admittedly, didn't require much by way of dressing up. She's eager for a gossip with Mrs. Angell but what with all these fancy getups she can't locate the dear lady. So where is she and who, or what, has she come as?”

  “She's a rather too matronly Queen Boadicea, and is off doing your wife's job, I think.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “She's gone to give a dog a bone.”

  “Eh?”

  “She's down in the kitchen procuring a morsel for Fidget, though I suspect she's actually seeking refuge from all these lords and ladies. She feels a little out of place, but I insisted upon her attendance. She deserves a taste of the high life after all I've put her through recently.”

  “You brought your confounded basset hound as well?”

  “She made him a part of her costume—harnessed him to a toy war chariot and had him trotting along beside her. He was most indignant about it.”

  A loud high-pitched howl rose above the general hubbub.

  “Would you excuse me?” Burton said. “It sounds like Algy needs to be reined in.”

  He moved back toward the bay window. As he reached the group gathered there, a waiter pushed a glass of port into his hand. Absently, Burton placed it on the table, his attention on Swinburne, who was hopping up and down, waving his arms like a madman.

  “I'm not in the slightest bit tipsy!” the poet was protesting vociferously. “What an utter disaster! I've become immune to alcohol!”

  “Through overfamiliarity, perhaps?” Cornewall Lewis offered.

  “Nonsense! We meet frequently, I'll admit, but we're naught but nodding acquaintances!”

  Doctor James Hunt, a Cannibal Club member, joined the group just in time to hear this. He roared with laughter and declared: “Hah! I rather think there's a great deal more intimacy than that, Algy! You and alcohol are practically wedded!”

  “Tosh and piffle!” Swinburne objected. “Claptrap, balderdash, cobblers, and bunkum!”

  Someone spoke quietly at Burton's side: “I should have you arrested.”

  The explorer turned and found himself facing Sir Richard Mayne, the lean-faced chief commissioner of Scotland Yard.

  “Something to do with me whisking four of your men off to Africa?” he asked, with a raised eyebrow.

  “Yes,” Mayne answered, glancing disapprovingly at Sw
inburne's histrionics. “Trounce and Honesty are among my best detectives, Krishnamurthy commands my Flying Squad, and Constable Bhatti is in line for promotion. I can hardly afford to have them all gallivanting around the Dark Continent for a year. I can only conclude that you're in league with London's criminal underclasses. Am I right, Sir Richard? Are you getting my men out of the way prior to some villainous coup? Perhaps plotting to have them consumed by lions and tigers so you can break into the Tower of London and steal the Crown jewels?”

  Burton smiled. “Funny, I was just talking about the Tower. But no, and there are no tigers in Africa, sir. Did Lord Palmerston explain the situation?”

  “He delivered to me some vague waffle about it being a matter of national security.”

  “It is.”

  “And he ordered me in no uncertain terms to provide you with whatever you want. I shall do so, of course.”

  “Thank you. I ask only that the men receive extended leave and that their families are looked after.”

  “Have no worries on that account.” The commissioner took a sip of his wine. He sighed. “Keep them safe, won't you?”

  “I'll do my best.”

  They shook hands. Mayne wandered away. Burton reached for his drink and was surprised to find that his glass had mysteriously emptied itself. He pursed his lips and looked at his assistant, who was still stamping his feet and protesting his sobriety. He concluded that Swinburne was either in the midst of one of his infamous drinking sprees or he was the victim of mischief. Then he noticed the Grim Reaper hovering behind the little poet and, though he quickly recognised Thomas Bendyshe—which explained everything, for the anthropologist and atheist was Swinburne's most dedicated tormenter—he nevertheless felt a momentary chill needling at his spine.

  “Richard!” Swinburne screeched. “You've seen me in my cups more than most. Do I seem inebriated to you?”

  “Of all people, Algy, you are the one in whom it's hardest to tell the difference,” Burton answered.

  The poet gave a shriek of despair. He yelled for a waiter.

  Time passed, the party continued, and the king's agent moved from group to group, chatting with some, debating with others, joking with a few.

  At a quarter-past eleven, Monckton Milnes reappeared, with makeup restored, and herded his guests into the music room, where Florence Nightingale surprised Burton by demonstrating an unexpected proficiency on the piano as she accompanied Sister Raghavendra, whose singing voice proved equally impressive. They entertained the gathering until close on midnight, at which point everyone fell silent and listened to the chimes of the grandfather clock. As the final note clanged, they hooked their arms, Nightingale started playing, and the Sister sang:

  “Should old acquaintance be forgot,

  and never brought to mind?

  Should old acquaintance be forgot,

  and old lang syne?”

  The guests happily launched into the chorus:

  “For auld lang syne, my dear,

  for auld lang syne,

  we'll take a cup of kindness yet,

  for auld lang syne!”

  “And surely you'll buy your pint cup,” the young singer trilled. “And surely I'll buy mine—”

  “Oh God!” someone yelled.

  “And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet, for auld lang syne.”

  “Oh, sweet Jesus!” came the agonised voice.

  Burton peered around the room as the crowd launched into the chorus again.

  “For auld lang syne, my dear,

  for auld lang syne,

  we'll take a cup of—”

  The song tailed off and the music stopped as someone screamed: “Please, Mary mother of God, save me!”

  The explorer unhooked his arms from his neighbours, pushed people aside, and hurried toward a commotion near the fireplace. Men were kneeling beside a prone figure. It was Bendyshe. His skull mask had been removed and his face was contorted into a ghastly expression, eyes wide and glassy, mouth stretched into a hideous rictus grin. His whole body was convulsing with such ferocity that it required four men to hold him down. He writhed and jerked, his backbone arching, his heels drumming on the floor.

  Detective Inspector Honesty—a slight, wiry man with a flamboyantly wide moustache that curled upward at the ends, who normally sported lacquered-flat hair, parted in the middle, and displayed a fussy dress sense, but who was currently outfitted as one of the Three Musketeers—appeared at Burton's side and muttered, “Fit. Overdoing it. Excessive indulgence.”

  “No,” Burton said. “This is something else.” He pushed forward until he reached Monckton Milnes's side and hissed, “Get the crowd out of here.”

  The host of the party looked at him and said, “Gad, what am I thinking? Of course.”

  Monckton Milnes turned and, in a loud voice, announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately one of our fellows has been taken ill. Would you mind moving into the other rooms, please? We should give the poor chap space to breathe.”

  With utterances of sympathy, people started to wander away.

  A hand gripped Burton by the elbow. It belonged to Doctor James Hunt.

  “Come here,” he whispered, and dragged the king's agent over to the window, away from everyone else.

  “What is it, Jim? Is Bendyshe going to be all right?”

  “No. Quite the opposite.” Hunt caught his lower lip between his teeth. There was a sheen of sweat on his brow. “I'd recognise the symptoms anywhere,” he hissed. “Bloody strychnine. The poor devil's been poisoned!”

  Burton momentarily fought for balance as his knees buckled. “What?”

  “Poisoned. Purposely. A man doesn't get strychnine in his system by accident.”

  “Can you save him?”

  “Not a chance. He'll be dead within the hour.”

  “No! Please, Jim, work with Nurse Nightingale and Sister Raghavendra. Do whatever you can for him.”

  Hunt gave Burton's arm a squeeze and returned to the dying man. The king's agent saw Trounce standing by the doorway and moved over to him.

  “Get out of that ridiculous costume. There's trouble.”

  “What's happened?”

  “Murder, Trounce. Someone has poisoned Tom Bendyshe.”

  “Great heavens! I—um—I'll round up the troops at once. Damn this bloody padding! Help me out of it, would you?”

  Some minutes later, Trounce, Sir Richard Mayne, and Detective Inspector Honesty ushered the guests and staff upstairs, while Commander Krishnamurthy and Constable Bhatti guarded Fryston's front and back doors to ensure no one slipped out.

  Bendyshe was now frothing at the mouth and thrashing even more wildly.

  Charles Bradlaugh, sitting on his friend's legs and being bucked about as they spasmed beneath him, looked at Burton as the explorer squatted beside the dying man. “I can't believe it,” he croaked, his eyes filling with tears. “Hunt says it's poison. Who would do this to poor Tom? He never hurt a soul!”

  “I don't know, Charles. What was he up to before he was taken ill?”

  “Singing along with the rest of us. He was rather sloshed—he's been stealing Algy's drinks all night.”

  Burton turned to James Hunt. “Could strychnine have been in one of the glasses?”

  “Yes.” The doctor nodded. “It's an incredibly bitter poison but if he was blotto enough he might have swallowed it without noticing the taste.”

  “He was half-cut, to be sure,” Bradlaugh put in.

  Burton reached past Nurse Nightingale, who was mopping Bendyshe's brow, and placed a hand on the man's chest. He could feel the muscles jumping beneath his palm.

  “Tom,” he whispered.

  He cleared his throat, stood, and gestured for Hunt to follow him. The two men left the music room and went into the smoking room, crossing to the table near the bay window.

  “The poison was probably in one of these glasses,” Burton said, indicating the various empty vessels.

  “If so, it won't be difficul
t to find out which one,” the doctor answered. He picked up a glass, sniffed it, muttered, “Brandy,” then dipped his index finger into the dregs at the bottom. He touched the finger to his tongue. “Not that one.”

  “You won't poison yourself?”

  “Strychnine is occasionally used in small amounts as medical treatment. The merest dab won't harm me.”

  Hunt tested another glass, then a third and fourth. The fifth made him screw up his face.

  “Bitter. The port would have gone some way to disguising it, but the taste is strong, nevertheless.”

  “The drink is port?”

  “Yes.”

  Burton went through the other glasses one by one. As their shapes suggested, they had all contained either brandy or wine.

  “Damnation,” he muttered. “Get back to Tom. I'll talk to you later.”

  He strode off and made his way to the entrance hall where he found Richard Monckton Milnes, Algernon Swinburne, and Chief Commissioner Mayne in quiet conversation at the bottom of the staircase.

  Mayne's expression was grim. “Are you certain it's attempted murder?” he said as Burton joined them.

  “Not attempted. Successful. There's no antidote.”

  “But why kill Tom?” Swinburne asked, miserably.

  “It was a mistake,” Burton answered. “He wasn't the intended victim. I was.”

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  “You?”

  Richard Monckton Milnes, Algernon Swinburne, and Sir Richard Mayne had all spoken at once.

  Burton nodded. “The poison was in a glass of port. It was pushed into my hand by one of the waiters. Tom drank it by mistake.” He addressed Monckton Milnes. “Would you order your waiting staff and household manager into the parlour, please? We'll question them there.”